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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 02:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

In Dan Muse, Penguins pick coach with uncommon resume, knack for development - TribLIVE.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

No go.

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

No, not a chance

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is love?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Still no good

David Jolly, a Trump critic and former GOP congressman, to run for Florida governor as a Democrat - AP News

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Fifth measles case in Georgia confirmed in family member of person with earlier case - 11Alive.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

What happens if a parent refuses to let their child be transgender? What happens if the parent tries their hardest not to allow their child to be trans, like flushing every bottle of their trans child's HRT down the toilet?